#look at chris colfer in his cheerios uniform #looking fine as hell and carrying his diet coke with just two fingers #because chris colfer is too good for gripping things with his whole hand #he just casually holds things with two fingers like a motherfucking PRO #sunglasses? #fuck that shit #chris colfer does not need sunglasses #chris colfer does not get blinded by looking at the sun #the sun gets blinded by looking at chris colfer #look at this badass motherfucking bitch #just calmly strolling down the street like he just jumped off of a horse in an old timey western movie and is on his way to a motherfucking death round with a lion in the middle of townsquare #and he didn’t bring a gun because he is motherfucking chris colfer goddamnit #he doesn’t need no damn gun #all he needs is an ice cold diet coke #because after he kicks that lion’s ass he’s going to need a little refreshment #because later he’ll need to keep his strength up for when the townspeople fall at his feet begging him for sex #and snubbing that many people for being notworthy is tiring business #but it’s okay because later he’ll ride his horse backwards back to his motherfucking house #and bathe in the tears of people from clovis high school #and meanwhile #the sun will still be squinting like a little bitch #because he forgot his colferglasses
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