- Darren: Hey Chris, now that Glee's on hiatus, I want to do something for the fans.
- Chris: Sure.
- Darren: First I'm going to tweet you and you're going to tweet me back.
- Chris: Okay.
- Darren: Then I'm going to release the photos from the "People" photo shoot so I can make them sexually frustrated okay?
- Chris: Okay.
- Darren: Then you have that reading thing and I'm going to show up and we're going to be wearing matching ties.
- Chris: Okay.
- Darren: Then we're going to have sex.
- Chris: I like the last bit.
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